Dear readers (and those of you who create odd shapes with your mouth as you read),

It appears as if our time is at an end.

The past few years have been fun and, let us not forget, productive. During our time together we have witnessed the unbridled success of abstinence programs, the election of the first black president since Bill Clinton, the passing of Ann Coulter and the rise of prawn flavored ice cream.

Heady times to say the least.

Sadly, progress has not come without a price and it appears as if our voice, the voice of the stunningly attractive and well endowed, has little place in the idyllic world of today.  And so, we will be retiring until our scathing commentary and introspective wit are required yet again.

Please enjoy this picture of a pack of Corgis on the beach until we are required again.

- The Editor